Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, What other problem can there be greater

than this one

 

Jack was attending the funeral service of the richest man in the city
Beacause he was weeping bitterly, a man asked sadly, " was the deceases one of the dear relatives? "No" said jack" Then why are you crying?" asked the stranger. " Because I'm not one of the relatives," answered jack

 

 

old gentleman whispered to the person behind him, “Take a look at the little fellow in front of me with the poodle cut and the blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl!?” “It’s a girl,” came the angry answer. “I ought to know. She’s my daughter.” “Forgive me, sir!” apologized the old fellow. “I never dreamed you were her father.” “I’m not,” said the parent with blue jeans. “I’m her mother!”